LOL, I guess I'm not the only one with this issue. I managed to get a response from UB a couple of days ago saying that they opened up 2 new random player accounts to deposit two affiliate earning statements for some reason.
Of course, neither new player account has an active cashier and they did this despite my repeated requests to have the earnings placed into my existing active player account.
On another note, neither deposits added up to the total earnings shown on their reports. I've yet to receive a response about this or transferring the money to my existing account.