I'm #1 for "dolyles". I'm sure that'll drive 'em in.
For a few weeks there I was #1 for "Shana Hiatt Pregnant". Got a lot of hits for that, and no idea why I was #1 for that term.
I just got #3 for "intenet poker", and almost had a cow until I saw it was missing the 'r'. Plus, it links to my Terms of Use page, so that's pretty useless. Damnit, I could've retired in a month!
Just looked up some stats & found a funny one. I've had 2 hits for "Paul Wasicka Gay", which I rank #5 for.